Jazzhands22: The Sneakerhead's Paradise

Welcome to the most exclusive club on the web: Jazzhands22's Limited Edition Sneaker Reviews!

Get ready to drool over the rarest, the most coveted, and the most utterly impractical sneakers in the world. We're talking:

• Only 12 pairs made, hand-painted by a blind monk in a remote monastery
• Glittery gold-plated laces that will make you cry yourself into a corner
• Upcycled materials sourced from the finest dumpster dives in Tokyo
• Only 1 pair sold: the owner's great aunt's deceased husband's cousin's kid

But be warned: our reviews are NOT for the faint of heart. Or wallet. You may need a second mortgage to keep up with the Joneses here.

Check out our other reviews:

• Air Yeezus: The Holy Grail of Sneakers
• Magnum Opus: The Sneakers that Will Make You a Legend
• Limited Edition Sneaker Throwdown: The Battle for Supremacy